NEW DRINKING WARNING JUST RELEASED:
Vodka and ice will ruin your kidneys.
Rum and ice will ruin your liver.
Whiskey and ice will ruin your heart.
Gin and ice will ruin your brain.
Pepsi and ice will ruin your teeth...

Apparently ice is lethal!!!
Warn all your friends: Lay off the ice, just drink it straight!!
Forward this immediately. You could save a life!!!

And don't forget wot it did to the fuckin Titanic!!!